Monday, November 2, 2009

Date Night!!

I go to pull on my cute little short date-night skirt, proudly look down at my long sexy, freshly shaved…crap.

I forgot to shave a leg. Not my legs. One LEG. Singular.

And this isn’t like in high school when I shaved one leg every other day so they were always practically perfect, AND on weekends I shaved them both, both days anyway.

No, no, this is “Penney has an Energizer Bunny, has been working 60 hours a week and hasn’t had a date night in a month” legs. This is bad. One leg is smooth and glistening. The other leg? Hairier than a porcupine on Rogaine.

I didn't have time to dry-shave (I have the Energizer Bunny, I'm always running late) I pulled on knee high socks and hoped nobody looked at the six inches of left leg that was now showing.

The Unsupportive Louse didn't notice, so I'm taking that to mean no one else did either!


  1. oh no every woman in the whole joint noticed. Just cuz the man didnt, doesn't mean the women werent totally put off buy it ~wink~

  2. How in the world did you just shave ONE leg on a regular basis? I am way to OCD to have one perfectly smooth leg and one stubbley leg.

  3. LOL - gotta love Michigan in the winter - we all wear pants so we don't have to shave! I'm amazed you even got one leg shaved :)