Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Would You Still Love Me If...?

We were watching some lame made for TV movie and one of the main characters - the boyfriend of the female protagonist - *almost* had a lisp. You only almost noticed it every once in awhile but it wasn't ever completely obvious and it wasn't constant...either way, he's in a movie, he really shouldn't have a lisp...I mean really. But the Unsupportive Louse was the one to point this out first, adding how lame a boyfriend he is.

Which means I can use it against him.

So I ask the requisite female question - "Are you saying you wouldn't love me if I developed a lisp?"

"I'd still love you," he says - OOOHH!! How sweet!! Has all the eggnog gone to his head?? - "But I wouldn't take you out in public." That's more like it.

1 comment:

  1. I would work on that lisp and make it go away and then we could go out in public together! haha