Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Can You Feel the LOOOOVE Tonight?

To give me a break from my single parenting, the Unsupportive Louse came home early one day and made dinner!! No way! I was allowed to put my feet up...and chase the Energizer Bunny, set the table, fan the smoke detector and otherwise calmly relax while my dinner was prepared for me.

And dinner was fantastic. (No really, it actually was. Like FanTAStic. No exaggeration. Nothing was even burnt. The smoke detector might have just been having a little fun with me. Like the Energizer Bunny when he sees me sit down. It just makes them want to f*(k with me a bit, you know?)

So after dinner (which may have been just a teansy little bit later than we normally eat dinner) and the lengthy clean-up (which may have seemed like a lot more of a clean-up than we normally have when I make dinner), the Unsupportive Louse makes some very romantic and classy comment in regards to doing me, like, "I can't wait to do you later."

Remember I've been single-parenting for two months now, so I respond, "What if I'm too tired?"

"It doesn't matter, I made dinner, I have free access to your pants."


  1. Next time you make dinner and he's actually around to eat it, you should say the same thing.

  2. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure he's right. ;)