tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008171200091667611.post4604320341502128137..comments2023-06-01T12:05:33.384-04:00Comments on The Sometimes Almost Fictional Life of Penney: That’s It. We’re Suing.Penneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09071995482215751570noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008171200091667611.post-22646238454261319472010-07-05T09:56:56.866-04:002010-07-05T09:56:56.866-04:00yeah - that's a real danger. Of course if you...yeah - that's a real danger. Of course if you're willing to really sacrifice virgins you're also probably willing to do some cool needle-and-thread-type things to try and be sure the "goods aren't tainted". I suppose nothing is infallible.Lee Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12362840947090456877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008171200091667611.post-86707537201179323782010-07-01T14:12:38.606-04:002010-07-01T14:12:38.606-04:00The Unsupportive Louse responds to Lee (and I just...The Unsupportive Louse responds to Lee (and I just had to pass it on) - <br /><br />what happens when you sacrifice a girl who swears up and down "she's never done that before". You can't fool the lawn mower gods, and I'm sure they'd be pissed when they open up your cosmic present and found you've been re-gifting...<br /><br />As for Michelle, it looking unlikely that there will be any mowing done before the 4th, I think the mower may have followed all commands excellently.Penneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09071995482215751570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008171200091667611.post-11966317278666799632010-07-01T13:49:37.870-04:002010-07-01T13:49:37.870-04:00Well, I have to say we rigged it so that it would ...Well, I have to say we rigged it so that it would work wonderfully for almost 1 year and 3 months and to crap out just about halfway through a cut right before a big backyard party or something (seems it failed at the last command). Just so you'd remember us :)Michellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3008171200091667611.post-91495819401078743782010-07-01T12:57:49.153-04:002010-07-01T12:57:49.153-04:00I owned and used a hand-push mower for 6 years. A...I owned and used a hand-push mower for 6 years. All I can say is that if they're not adjusted *just so* they don't cut worth a damn. But, if you sacrifice a virgin, rub chicken bones and throw salt in just the right way it cuts like a champ.<br /><br />Sorry it hasn't worked out for you.Lee Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12362840947090456877noreply@blogger.com